we don’t guess; we test
Data backed insight into your body’s needs.
Your Solid Foundation
This test (hair sample!) is one of the very first things we do because it gives us real data — not guesswork — on what’s happening inside your body.
Unlike blood tests, which show us what’s happening in a moment like a snapshot, this test reveals what your body has been storing or depleting over the last few months. It’s like reading your body’s long-term journal, rather than a single page.
Minerals are often called the spark plugs of the body because nearly every single biochemical reaction in your body depends on them.
Test kits are shipped directly to you. A simple hair sample is all we need. Pop it back in the post + wait for your results. Test kits can be shipped to the UK/the US/the EU. Wondering if we can get a test kit to you? Contact us here.
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MAILED STRAIGHT TO YOUR DOOR
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NO APPOINTMENT. NO NEEDLES. NO HASSLE.
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MAILED STRAIGHT TO YOUR DOOR ✨ NO APPOINTMENT. NO NEEDLES. NO HASSLE. 📬
TESTING =
EASY as 1-2-3.
This is what we mean by testing > guessing.
This is what we mean by testing > guessing.
Calcium Dominance / Holding Pattern
Elevated calcium patterns often reflect a ‘holding’ or protective state = the body slowing down after prolonged stress and gives us insight into thyroid status (& much more).
Nervous System + Stress Load
Low sodium–potassium patterns are commonly seen with chronic stress and give great insight into your adrenal / cortisol status.
These patterns inform how we support hormones, energy, and the nervous system…proactively, not reactively
Periods of high demand (chronic stress) or pregnancy often quietly leave mineral patterns like these behind, long after life returns to ‘normal.’
Mineral Ratios > Single Numbers:
Mineral ratios tell us more than individual values, revealing patterns that influence thyroid, adrenals, dopamine signalling and metabolic function.
Why Rhythm protocols are custom:
Patterns like these guide how your plan is built. This, along with our seasonal Rhythms set you up for success. Not based on trends, or guesswork, but on your own biodata.
Our test reveals tissue-level patterns that often appear long before symptoms or conventional blood labs register ‘dis-ease.’
In our humble opinion,…
Proactive support beats reactive care.
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Your annual membership ($249/season)+ immediate access begins the moment you join the club.
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Quarterly: $249
Annual foundational minerals lab + bespoke plan based on your results (included)
Seasonal Rhythm Frameworks (4x)
Sanctuary Studio Audio Library
Mirror Room Self Alignment Space
Muse Lounge + Community Access
Ongoing Coaching + Practitioner Access All Year
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We ship lab kits to UK/EU/US.





